Nicolas Wilson

I'm a writer. I write journalism for Dangerous Ink, comics, and fiction. And the backs of Ho Ho packs- sodium acid pyrophosphate- pulled directly out of my ass. Much free entertainment can be found at my website: www.nicolaswilson.com- but not the Ho Hos stuff. That was all work-for-hire, and the Hostess people are strict about their copyrights.

I have a nose that won't quit. I'm not sure what he won't quit. He won't tell me. Sometimes I wonder if he's planning to secede.

Hardcore competitive knitting. If someone doesn't lose an eye, it isn't a sport.

Involve poodles and Italian women. They are not fit for public consumption, and certainly shouldn't be shared with children. Since I've never grown up, I would include myself in the latter. Therefore I can't write it here- because otherwise I might find out.

Gouda. Limburger. Swiss. Cheddar. Curds. Mmmm. Quesada...